Wow what a wonderful morning said Melody the Roasted
I have bread so I could make toast, there are crumpets in the fridge or I could make pancakes….what do I feel like?
Melody decided on pancakes and began to get the flour out of the cupboard when she found “PANCAKE MIX!!” Melody shouts with excitement, she’s feeling very lazy at the moment, so she decided to swim across the lake to Maccas to buy some pancakes for breaky, but on the way…….
she relised she couldnt swim but luckily…
there was a boat, full of refugees floating in the middle of the lake (they’d got lost) they
didn’t even notice Melody to begin with, because they were all fishing and singing, luckily there was a small child thrown over board, cos it was signing and not singing! The child saw Melody when he was trying to crawl back onto the boat….but the singing refugees noticed Melody because she was flapping in the water so much and sadly they captured her, but the small child who introduced himself as Bobo befriended the poor, half-drowned duck and as Melody was now an Australian citizen, she shortened Bobo’s name to just Bob, wow they had some wonderful conversations, Melody started telling Bob about this one time at band camp… She stuck a …. poster on the wall of a little asian boy singing in a boat on a lake and continue by saying that she’d had a great time that year at band camp. She was hoping that by making friends with Bob he would run away with her and they could go to Maccas for breakfast, she was craving a hash brown and freedom, as she was still in a cage with a heap of chickens… but she had an idea and began telling Bob about these wonderful chicken burgers from Maccas, Bob then told his Dad the Captain of the Boat who suddenly turned the about around, chicken burgers for everyone, Melody was soooooo happy,
but then the boat started to break and water began to come into the boat and make it very heavy… it started to sink and Melody and Bob were holding onto each other for dear life then Jack came flying down in Helicopter, he’s Melody’s long lost twin brother, he resuced Melody and her friend Bob, but the rest of the boat slowly sunk into the deep deep lake never to be seen again…..Bob was upset his Captain Dad was gone but very excited as he had never been in a helicopter before, just as he began to smile the twin brother Jack started attacking him and trying to peck out his eyes! Bob lashed out and joined in, after struggling for quite some time, and pecking his eyes out, they realised no one was flying the helicopter, it was too late… the helicopter crashed into Maccas.
The End
Do you know the saddest part of this story?
It was past 11am and Maccas wasn’t serving Breakfast anymore!